Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester

by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

Ant molestation

The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra

Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them

Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester

by Ohfr June 21, 2022

molester-molester-molester

someone who molests those who molest child molesters (aka molester-molesters)

I hope the moletser-molester doesn't get caught by a molester-molester-molester

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

#Molester

#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”

Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester

Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list

Girl1: he now drives a windowless van

by Yung Lice March 13, 2019

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020