Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017

Mitergreen

Strange looking bloke, seems attracted to the human anus. Untrustworthy appearance, unusual body odour.

That Mitergreen bloke is over there.

by Steve's Mum March 26, 2003

Moifern

A shriveled, less than average penis

I pulled out my moifern and she ran away laughing...

by Thirteenlol August 15, 2010

Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost

I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!

by Oohliver March 31, 2011

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

Moise

Sweet, caring and beautiful person. Knows how to make you smile. A sexy and attractive guy with a cute smile. He has really good faith and cares a lot about friends and family. Really nice to other people and likes kids. Often looks sexy without knowing. Likes telling untrue stories just for excitement.

You're lucky you found Moise

by Hey_Beauty December 29, 2016