Feng Xi Ming

Known as the bodyguard of Zhou Sau Kaung.

I did my ancient Chinese research report on Feng Xi Ming

by Xi Ren June 10, 2008

Yao ming

A Chinese 7'5, 296 pound basketball player who plays center in the NBA for the Houston Rockets. He is pretty good for a person who only has one year experience.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

ching ling ming

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian

Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself

by Altair and Ezio February 15, 2010

thai ming

Word play on "timing", that viewers known as "chat" in various streaming communities like Twitch, which was popularized by Forsen's Community, as a response in chat to a particular event which consists of 2 or more sub-events coincide to the point where they cause a humorous effect.

These can include Text-To-Speech Donations that occur during an unfortunate event for the streamer Forsen. It can be used in a genuine way, embracing the play on words to personify the event (as seen with "Luka Tim" or "look at him"), or in a mocking way as the occurrence of such events have increased over the history of streaming. A sub-group of the latter include viewers that spam this with the third-party emote MegaLUL, as they have no personality and envy other viewers that find such an event humorous. Despite this, either due to the ignorance of the meaning of MegaLUL, or the awareness of it, it's posting can amplify the amusement of viewers.

Forsen: *Casually dies to monster in Elden Ring*
TTS: *Says some dog-shit with sound effects*

Viewer 1: THAI MING LULE
Viewer 2: THAI MING OMEGALUL
Viewer 3: THAI MING MegaLUL

by TheJollyDuck December 22, 2022

Yao Ming

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.

This room is 3 Yao Mings long.

Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.

by Dan Drucker July 6, 2004

Yao Ming Hater

A person who hates on Yao. Usually ignorant people who are prejudiced against any non-black basketball players, such as Stephen A. Smith. Or generally an idiot who just doesn't know what he is talking about, such as Steve Kerr.

Stephen A: GUESS WHAT!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!! If you're once known as Mr. Softy, you're always gon' be known as Mr. Softy. You know they're making a big deal about the fact that he's more aggresive, WELL BIG DEAL! HE'S 7 FEET 5!!!! WHY NOT BE AGGRESSIVE!!!
John Saunders: Thank you for watching KIA NBA Shootaround...
Stephen A: GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
John Saunders: "We will see you after the...
Stephen A: BYE!!!
John Saunders: ...game.
Stephen A: SOFT!!!!!!

Steve Kerr "The 7-6 Chinaman"

Steve Kerr: "Quick, who is the second-best center in the NBA? Obviously Shaquille O'Neal is the best, and the name most people put after Shaq is Yao Ming. In fact, Yao has been on fire of late, averaging 32 points and 11 boards over his last five games.

But if you said Chris Kaman, you wouldn't be far off."

Guy1: Chris who? Ya a Yao Ming Hater

by Ken Fisherman July 18, 2006

flubba ming

(n) in reference to a fatty, (flubba) who is also not very attractive (ming) like the term fat slag, flubba ming is most commonly used between friends as a joke name

"did you see that person, theyre a flubba ming I tell thee!"
" Oh you...FLUBBA MING!"

by charlottiem September 11, 2006