a ethopian creature lurks out at night past curfew and enjoys long stays in youth dentention centres, likes to hang out with rookie drug dealers doing childish things on the streets of burnaby
by PAUL CAINE January 14, 2009
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So the marlons will have to be double.
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So the marlons will have to be double.
from Too Much Brandy, by The Streets
by Yet Another Guy May 30, 2006
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Ok: STOP! haha I larvb marionne....
Me: NO!
Alyssa: HAH! I AM A RUSSIAN LESBIAN!!!!
Marionne: i love caitlyndagoat........
Me: YES! HAH! Ok....
Tonenail tony: *CRIES* i love you murrune.....
King julien: Haha....I will steal my babe grill away from you caitlyndagoat....
Me: STOP DAT ÑØW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end......
Me: NO!
Alyssa: HAH! I AM A RUSSIAN LESBIAN!!!!
Marionne: i love caitlyndagoat........
Me: YES! HAH! Ok....
Tonenail tony: *CRIES* i love you murrune.....
King julien: Haha....I will steal my babe grill away from you caitlyndagoat....
Me: STOP DAT ÑØW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end......
by CaitlynDaGoat July 9, 2020
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Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
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Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Sophomore guy 1: Man he gets all of the sophomore girls
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
by Tobias Wintour May 26, 2008
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U.S. Army SGT(P) who is very lucky to have what the man upstairs gave him.
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"markowycz is outside cutting his lawn right after he got done working over time, and hes playing with the kids too".
"markowycz was able to fix everything in the house and he did it himself, smart guy or just someone i would like to get into his head to see how he does it all.
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"markowycz is outside cutting his lawn right after he got done working over time, and hes playing with the kids too".
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by z28camaro0817 April 14, 2010
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