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Markos is a sexy superhero. Markos is that guy who your girlfriend wish she dated instead of you. Markos is a royal name. Parents want their boys to be more like Markos. Markos is an athletic machine who plays every sport. Markos has dark brown hair. Markos is tall and handsome. If Markos could realistically be god. Markos got all A+’s at school as a child and excels was a grown man. Markos is rich, a multimillionaire-billionaire.
I can’t wait to go home to see my Markos
Markos by GS_Khaos November 18, 2018
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The act of taking profit and vanishing
Don't worry I won't pull a Markos
A massive faggot that none likes. Will steal your bitch and eat your ass.
Markos stole my girlfriend.
markos by kilustme 21 September 23, 2018
a ethopian creature lurks out at night past curfew and enjoys long stays in youth dentention centres, likes to hang out with rookie drug dealers doing childish things on the streets of burnaby
hey markos go fetch me a pack of smokes
markos by PAUL CAINE January 14, 2009
Markos is the Holy One, who rules over the world. His identity stays hidden until The Markos Bandit feels that Markos' identity needs to be spread.
All hail The Holy One, Markos
Markos by The Markos Bandit July 13, 2019
Usually the name of a stinky rapist. stereotypical...i know.
Markos stop touching up those women!! and get a wash while your at it...
Markos by Porky's kid November 5, 2010
Markos is usually the biggest jerk you will ever meet. They usually have very small penis. overall he can sometimes be nice, but he will usually do that because he need money for Starbucks
Markos by CoralMan_xx May 19, 2020