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Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Sophomore guy 1: Man he gets all of the sophomore girls
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
marklon by Tobias Wintour May 26, 2008
Words you can keep
Ship name for Mark and Jackson - two of the fluffiest members from the Korean band GOT7.
They are so gay for each other.

The love between them is unmistakable to miss.

#marksonOrNEVER
Person 1: Who do you ship from GOT7?

Person 2: Markson all the way! They are the real OTP.
Related Words

Markling 

Transparent social climbing resulting in collective disdain
Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.
Markling by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

marlon brando 

Perhaps one of the greatest actors of the twentieth century...when he was at his best. This would have included his roles in "On the Waterfront," "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Apocolypse Now," and what most people know him from: "The Godfather." Unfortunetly he was reduced to little more than a charicature of himself, either wasting his talents or taking minute roles for huge amounts of money (Superman). Despite these choices he remains a master of his craft. His presence will be sorely missed.
Wow that guy's gonna be the next Marlon Brando (Impossible)
marlon brando by KW January 12, 2005
Marlon is careless at times, but when he actually finds what interests him then thats when he puts his all into it. He will go after for what he wants and will hold onto it forever. Marlon never breaks a promise, he is very loyal and faithful. Always find yourself a Marlon and keep him forever.
You see that kid over there.. Marlon ?

He's fucking awesome
Marlon by jess422 March 27, 2015

marlon webb 

Waaaaaaaaaaatermelooooooooooon
Something bout you gurl #ripvine #marlon webb
marlon webb by Djzf February 8, 2018

Dirty Marlon 

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.
I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.
Dirty Marlon by knodel.exe May 6, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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