pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

Ukrainian Rage Machine

The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.

I think Ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a Ukrainian Rage Machine.

by Hersheykiss February 15, 2013

Voight-Kampff machine

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.

"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."

by Renee February 25, 2004

XD machine

Someone in a conversation who responds only with XD. Gets very annoying sometimes.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.

Dude: I just fell into mud.!
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... September 27, 2008

Macklin

Macklin is a unique name for both boys and girls. People with the name Macklin tend to be kind, not very picky, and optimistic. They tend to have lots of friends due to their happy personality. They also love animals. A Macklin is a good kind of person to be friends with because you can almost always trust them.

Macklin is the best friend in the whole world!!

by Sunshine Smiles 25 June 24, 2013

ghost in the machine

When software or hardware is made to complete a specific function, but a small percentage of the tasks completed have an unexpected result which cannot be explained.

I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.

by daidalus January 1, 2014

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 17, 2010