The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.
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The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
Get the can't listen to my dick anymore mug.A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.
The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.
The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.
Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus
"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"
" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."
"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"
" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."
by Dreamblade24 August 22, 2011
Get the Pottermore Welcome Letter mug.The reason why the national high school drop out rate is so high. The book borders on the topics of guilt, religion, and fucking. Most English teachers percieve this book to be a literary treasure chest, hence why the English department is usually targeted first when students go on homicidal rampages.
Teacher: I love the Scarlet Letter, yet I hate you so I'd like you to write an essay explaining the main theme of the sto-...
Student: Uh, ma'm?
Teacher: Yes miste-...
Student: Blow me.
Student: Uh, ma'm?
Teacher: Yes miste-...
Student: Blow me.
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Get the Letters mug.It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:
Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.
That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:
Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:
Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.
That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:
Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
by letusbeus February 6, 2007
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