Literal Legend 

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

Literal Legend by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

Literal Kangaroo 

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

Literal Kangaroo by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

Literacy 

What 99.9% of wordurbandictionary.com/word is lacking.

Literacy by Anonymous May 28, 2003

literallyiu 

literallyiu is an iu fanpage who has gotten cancelled for being racist, and making fun of families with lower incomes. she has changed her username to hiyyihsomg, but deactivated her account. literallyiu is NOT out here livin tho.

“did you hear about literallyiu?”
“yeah! that fanpage who got cancelled in 3 days”

literallyiu by irene’s gf January 20, 2022

literary masturbation 

When someone quotes him or herself.

Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some decency law against literary masturbation like that.

literary masturbation by ricebagg July 28, 2004

litterally

The go to word for people who can't spell literally correct.

I literally can't spell literally right, I spell literally litterally instead. Literally.

litterally by Literally Kim Jong-IL November 27, 2013

literal 'net 

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.

Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"

literal 'net by thePenciler February 22, 2010