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Life

Joe: "Yo bob, how's life?"
Bob: "..."
Joe: "how's bacon?"
Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"
by Uzer July 6, 2011
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Life

Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(
You live... You die... THE END.
That's Life
by Stephan J. August 17, 2014
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life

the time you spend doing shit until you die/are dead, which is you'll spend most of your time being.

shit is everything. you. do.
you're life is a joke. accumulate debt, spend years paying it off, agonize over your children, while sharing in their triumphs, buy a flatscreen to whittle away your college education day by day, and love your spouse like no other, of course until she passes away and then you from a broken heart. or you die and watch her grieve from possibly, but most likely hell, because life had made you such a hard person, you probably lied a little, cheated, but it didn't count, and undercut others to provide what should be basic necessities for your family, who will all do the same
by Jedah88 August 8, 2012
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life

I scored a 303,592,886 at life.
by Jewels! July 11, 2010
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life

Something that is not fair.
by dj gs68 October 22, 2003
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in life

A way to reinforce the importance of a statement.
by kaina December 14, 2004
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life

a temporary state. some make the most of it, some barely get through it, some do pretty good etc.. it's considered a gift from God, and in my opinion it is.

i think life has a deeper meaning however. check this, an eternity of life would be found in heaven and an eternity of death would be found in hell. so there must be another meaning apart from just having a pulse, lol or maintaining homeostasis.. cause umm.. plants don't have pulses.

according to the bible, life is a tree and death is a tree. however, the fruits of both are completely different.

'And out of the ground the LORD God made to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.'
Genesis 2:9
'And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall die."'
Genesis 2:16

i think this occurs in our human life. we plant seeds all the time, and trees grow with all different fruit(results.. like planting a seed of not studying for tests will grow a tree of failure.) it's like we all have a our own garden, and some people have a big apple tree that they let everyone close to them eat from. this person is a tree of life.
read the bible, even if u don't believe in God. it's a great book to read, and apply to your life.
by deenie July 4, 2004
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