Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

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Intercourse Kids Lessons

Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.

Intercourse Kids Lessons

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

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30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021

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Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

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DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app

you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone

Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

by DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SIS December 15, 2023

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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

by finnrmyman November 9, 2023

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