When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017
Get the lazy omelettemug. Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.
by That Car March 29, 2009
Get the Christmas lazymug. While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
Get the Lazy Guidomug. When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.
Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.
Steve: lol
Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
Steve: lol
Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
by Randomage June 6, 2009
Get the lazy lolmug. A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
Get the lazy loyaltymug. by thatguydr August 19, 2010
Get the Lazy Palinmug. A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
Get the Lazy lionmug.