Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around

Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.

by NHV_One March 27, 2015

Christmas lazy

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.

Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.

by That Car March 29, 2009

lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009

lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.

Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man

by Randomage June 6, 2009

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

link lazy

The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.

While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.

by Johnny on the Spot81 May 25, 2009