"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
by KDW September 8, 2008
Get the Lap Fish mug.When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
Get the lap error mug.The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
by rangerdiko October 19, 2009
Get the Victory Lap mug.The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010
Get the lap spray mug.when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.
friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?
Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.
Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.
by 1soltan2 September 22, 2010
Get the power laps mug.1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Get the Stoner's Lap mug.When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
by SollyCon February 4, 2014
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