sharah and Kristan

young lasses who use guitars as baseball bats.

sharah and Kristian have launched a massive retaliation.

by telephone August 18, 2003

Krista

A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy

Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.

by slowbadon May 26, 2010

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

Krista

nasty slut, who, after sleeping with everyone in the known universe, continues to make herself seem so sweet and innocent. she likes to make people think she's the kind to like everyone, but in all actuality, she talks shit about everyone she knows. Krista is a whore, and no one likes her, or at least no one should.

i know, she's the biggest krista i know

by manky99849 August 27, 2010

Krista

1. A pothead stoner who has big eyeballs and says "i dont know" alot. And laughs and says "your slow" alot. She gave me this greese to put in my hair, and now i have to take a shower cuz it feels gross. And shes not even black. what the fuck.

2. May also be a sexual act where two girls like to eat each others poo.

1. Stop being such a Krista

2. I bet that girls likes Krista-ing.

by Stibbz May 10, 2008

krista

a slang term for mollusk, normally used in canada.

"Look at all the different kinds of kristas here!"

by bubbah June 11, 2006

sharah and Kristan

2 good friends

Sharah and Kristan will be non-stop laughin forever.

by Sarah July 15, 2003