Jouska

The name of a specific type of goldfish which also has a small bladder. This breed claims to not know if they have mono.

Wow! Jouska has to go to the bathroom again.
I wouldn't have a sip of Jouska's drink she might have mono.

by NotAPole August 30, 2018

joustin

trippin on a e pill, or pills

me and my nigga rolled up to the club popped a pill and we was straight joustin!

by Jeritte December 26, 2006

joust'er

The anti gay way to joust.

Two men running at each other with long poles riding horses, please don't come on.

Gay: "Joust"

(A combat between two mounted knights or men-at-arms using lances; a tilting match.)

Anti Gay: "joust'er"

Middle English, from Old French juste, from juster, to joust, from Vulgar Latin *iûxtâre, to be next to, from Latin iûxtâ, close by; see yeug- in Indo-European roots.

by Sean Phillips SLDPRT December 29, 2007

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.

Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.

by Rild June 23, 2014

Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015