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Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
Pulled a jordan by acousticvis June 18, 2011
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Pulling a Jordan 

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)
Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.
Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019
I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
Jordy I love and miss you.
Jordy by Peaches🥰 July 15, 2019
A beautiful girl who is honest, trustworthy, lovable, intelligent and funny.She has a smile that could light up a room as soon as she walked in and when she walks by its almost impossible not to stop and look at her.She is loved by most and is only disliked by others who cant handle the truth.She doesn't let anyone run over her, she's strong, independent and can do just fine on her own.When she gets into a relationship she takes it seriously and stays 100 percent committed. She's a perfect girlfriend and anyone that breaks her heart is just stupid.Her body is amazing and her face is beyond gorgeous.
God Jordynn is so gorgeous, id do anything to date be able to date her
Jordynn by jordy112 February 9, 2018

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

Jordan Rudess 

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.
Jordan Rudess by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Jordan(boy) 

Jordan(boy)

A guy who is a chill dude. He has an amazing smile and gives great hugs.Any girl would be lucky to be with him!
Person 1: "hey do you know Jordan(boy) ?"

Person 2: " Yeah! He is so cool! We all need to hang out sometime."
Jordan(boy) by redhead2001_ February 26, 2017