beer joint

Any establishment selling mass amounts of beer. Attracting drunks and stray animals.

My friend Josh manages a shitty beer joint.

by vladamir November 6, 2013

Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.

American: Canada has special forces!?!?!

Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.

American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!

by KEEXNAN January 21, 2008

Da Joints

another form of the phrase: whats up, fuck yea, or thats whassup.

Charlie: Hey Nathan, have you heard?

Nathan: Heard what?

Charlie: That the Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word...

Nathan: God Damnit, Thats not Da Joints

by 1203C MoFo November 12, 2010

Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

Triple Jinx

When the same word or phrase is uttered in unison by three individuals. The first member to shout "Triple Jinx!" is the winner. The two losers must then sacrifice their first-born child.

Tyler, Ryan, and Dave all exclaimed, "Nice tits, bitch!" "Triple Jinx!" Dave replied. Tyler and Ryan are no longer parents.

by rainbow_reekris October 13, 2011

Mormon Joint

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

by idiotkid May 30, 2009

joint juice

Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine.

Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started squeeking so I gave that bitch some joint juice.

by Jesse and Rob May 1, 2007