2 definitions by vladamir

Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by vladamir July 30, 2006

beer joint

Any establishment selling mass amounts of beer. Attracting drunks and stray animals.

My friend Josh manages a shitty beer joint.

by vladamir November 6, 2013