itchkin

noun. The sexual act in which the individual performing oral sex scratches all the mosquito bites, flea bites, or other points of itch and irritation on the recipient of said oral sex at the point of climax, thereby maximizing sexual pleasure. Perfect for summer nights and wilderness adventurers.
Shares a common etymology with "blumpkin"

I was getting itchkin so hard last night that my girl's acrylics fell off in the bed.

by Whimsy January 5, 2008

itchy srcut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 22, 2004

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

itchy ankle

That feeling you get when you think someone is just using you for something

"She keeps asking me out, but I always pay... I'm getting some itchy ankles about our relationship"

by Some asshole on the Internet September 28, 2017

Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.

You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018

Itchy

Extremely impressive or used to express excitement
Equivalent to cool, awesome, and nice.

"Hey man, I just got the new ikonik skin on fortnite!"

"Damn bro, that's itchy!"

by Simply Itchy March 15, 2019

Itching for Ivory

the term for when a black person lusts after a white person, the opposite of jungle fever

Michael noticed that Rihanna had been more flirty and touchy the past week, apparently someone is Itching for Ivory

by porchvanscoot June 20, 2019