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Someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan
Wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims
by docswenson May 07, 2010

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When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back
by docswenson May 07, 2010

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