Sunscreen Hands

After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...
To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.
by iheartbrownie September 27, 2009
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hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
by DaThLy April 21, 2008
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Pilgrim Hand

When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!
by Sesamack20 August 17, 2013
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Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden
“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022
by idk69420mu April 19, 2022
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Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.
Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.
by DaPredator May 17, 2010
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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 05, 2021
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smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.
Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.
by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010
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