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John Hughes 

(February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009, R.I.P.)
A famous American producer, writer, and film director. He scripted some of the most famous movies of the '80s and '90s, including Ferris Bueller's Day Off, National Lampoon's Vacation, Home Alone (1,2, & 3), 101 Dalmatians, Uncle Buck, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, and many more.

in other words.. a genius.

"I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly girls and old people. There weren't any boys my age, so I spent a lot of time by myself, imagining things. And every time we would get established somewhere, we would move. Life just started to get good in seventh grade, and then we moved to Chicago. I ended up in a really big high school, and I didn't know anybody. But then The Beatles came along (and) changed my whole life. And then Bob Dylan's Bringing It All Back Home came out and really changed me. Thursday I was one person, and Friday I was another. My heroes were Dylan, John Lennon and Picasso, because they each moved their particular medium forward, and when they got to the point where they were comfortable, they always moved on. I liked them at a time when I was in a pretty conventional high school, where the measure of your popularity was athletic ability. And I'm not athletic - I've always hated team sports.
You've never heard of John Hughes, and you were born in the '90s? .. Are you kidding me?
John Hughes by Person (: August 24, 2010
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Hughesnet 

An internet provider that is less than or equal to a potato
Hughesnet is so terrible it took me seven hours to download Half-Life: Source

Paeton Hughes 

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

Dan Hughes 

Pulling a Dan Hughes is when there is a small price to pay and you are unwilling to, generally when it's really not that big of a price but you are too stingy and upset at the world to pay it. Pulling a Dan Hughes generally consists of the phrase "I'm not paying them prices"

The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.
"two pence for parking? I'm not paying them prices"
"come on don't pull a Dan Hughes"

Hughes Net 

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.
I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.
Hughes Net by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009
hughby

A person who is lewd by nature, it is all they are. There primary thoughts in life is to lewd with their friends. The "hughby" will gain popularity as lewd incarnate that will corrupt the innocent into something closer to his desires.
Mate, if you try flirting with any more guys you'll turn into a "hughby"
hughby by nanachi prime May 16, 2020

hughgendaz 

Is the nubbiest member of Denuo Convena in Ragnarok Online after Asami. Loves to pvp and embarrass himself by dying to first classes, also likes to afk next to the palm tree while mansechsing it.
hughgendaz : Look I'm so leet because I know how to die in pvp OMG LOLLLOLLOLOLL
hughgendaz by anonymous February 24, 2005