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poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.
" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."
by warrdogg November 12, 2015
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dusty hammer

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.
by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017
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Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018
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Hannah Hammer

Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭
by exposingbitchesxoxo December 8, 2019
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Liberty hammer

think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
boutta bring out my liberty hammer of justice on these toxic dudes
by williet hughnot August 15, 2020
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Tonsil Hammer

I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.
My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.
by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014
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