New Hampshire Piledriver

Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.

Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER

by LongRodVonHugenDong69 November 3, 2013

Hampf

A mix of dried seamen and menstrual blood traditionally found after a guy fucks a girl on her period.

-Dude, did you fuck that girl in my bed last night?
-No...why?
-Because there is hampf all over my sheets!
-Ew she was on her period!?

by GBCheatseal September 13, 2010

Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

Hampshire

- noun

1. Refer to definition of "Hampshire College"
- adjective
1. referring to something extremely eccentric, especially in a extremely liberal, or hippy way.
"That's so hampshire"
2. Referring to something very introspective.

1. "I decided to wear my rainbow tights with my leather sandals from Nepal."
"OMG, that's like soo hampshire."

2. Writing a paper on the deep personal meaning of an experience

by CA>world December 16, 2010

hamhead

Someone who is just plain stupid.

"can you believe Jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?"
"i know right, he's such a hamhead."

by lulu "p-dawg" trutit February 26, 2009