hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

hair loopies

Hair loopies, a hairstyle typically worn by people of the Southern Water Tribe, and the Northern Water Tribe.

The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair

I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her hair loopies.

by Giant Wonker September 21, 2020

josuke hair

A pompadour used to mark an overpowered character in an anime.

Look at that character with josuke hair

by Persus April 18, 2020

Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021