Football player currently playing for Fenerbahce Istanbul and the Spanish National Team. He is playing as forward, and can show off with a nice number of Achievements in his career, eg:
European Champion 2008 with Spain
Best Scorer of the Spanisch League 2008
Winner of Turkish Super Cup 2009
Fenerbahce bought him in 2008 for 17 Million Euros.
In his first season, he could not realize what was expected to him, scoring only 11 Goals in the SuperLig.
European Champion 2008 with Spain
Best Scorer of the Spanisch League 2008
Winner of Turkish Super Cup 2009
Fenerbahce bought him in 2008 for 17 Million Euros.
In his first season, he could not realize what was expected to him, scoring only 11 Goals in the SuperLig.
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