gobstoppers

Using your nuts as a couple of gobstoppers

She was sucking my gobstoppers so hard that if they weren't in my sack she would of swallowed them both.

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

gorbies

1. 'gorbies': Joe and Jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their 'near-death experience', when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in Phil's Hole. Gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in Toronto.

2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.

"I don't paddle with gorbies unless they've bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat."

"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."

by Bobbie_K May 9, 2006

Everlasting Gobbstopper

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.

golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!

by Broffir March 31, 2008

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.

Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.

by Matreshk July 27, 2005

gobsmacker

A stupid word that was made up whilst playing a game of "Catchphrase". The contestant was adamant it was a word, the quiz-master didn't think so and said no. The contestant then went into a massive sulk over it and still believes it is a word to this day.

You're a gobsmacker

by Not getting Involved August 7, 2009