gora

a hat meant for 40-year-old virgins... typically worn by fat kids

that herb is repping a pristine gora

by dbetts May 6, 2008

Groak

The hair that grows on ones clitoris. Or hairy clitoris.
---clit hair---~groaki, a single clitoris hair.

While gently pressing her labia to the sides, she revealed to me her groak.

I was amazed to see this Italian woman with only a groaki.

by Svatch May 24, 2006

gork

When one has their anus licked while urinating

My girlfriend dumped me becuase i farted while she was gorking me

by BenTheGorker March 17, 2004

gork

a guy that dates fat or generally unattractive girls

Gork had sex with Natalia again last night, he can't get laid by anyone else.

by P Benis October 14, 2004

Gork

a girl who is an awkward dork

Johnny is cool... for making up the word GORK and using Barb's name!

by Johnny Petillo March 21, 2003

gork

a gorgeous dork. i.e. A 5'11"-6' female nuclear scientist who is completely gorgeous, but has a super intellectual dorky side under the surface.

WOW! She is so incredibly gorgeous...but what a gork!

by Brian and Kermit February 10, 2008

Grak 9

An inexpensive, yet highly effective, carbon dioxide powered semi-automatic weapon used for controlling the population of loud, shiny, black beasts known as Grackles. This weapon is only good for close shots, due to the fact that male Grackles, and occasionally female Grackles, wear Kevlar plated feathers. The Grak 9 can fire up to eight rounds of ammunition in as little as 1.6 seconds. Since the majority of Grackles sport Kevlar plated feathers, making the kill zone on these black imps a mere inch in diameter, more than one shot is typically needed to terminate one of these elephantine, frog eating devils.

I walked out the front door and saw three ugly chickens (the larger, male Grackles are often referred to as chickens) hanging out in the church yard. So I sneaked over, pulled out my Grak 9, and unloaded all eight rounds on the biggest one.

I don't go anywhere without my Grak 9; if a gaggle of Grackles were to appear and I had no protection.... well, you know what would happen!

by Population Control August 1, 2008