Globert

A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.

Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!

by sonielle May 29, 2009

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Snow Globing

The art of masturbating furiously into an electric fan so that the ejaculatory deposit is blasted out over the face of your partner.

Susan regularly met up with her boyfriend, Barry, with her electric fan for a spot of snow globing.

by Gloria Specker October 4, 2010

Harlem Globetrotter

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.

Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.

by Rob and Mike August 6, 2007

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011