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emo glasses

Thick framed glasses worn by people who usually look depressed. Stolen from the 'geeky' look (Look up: Napoleon Dynamite) People who wear these glasses call themselves 'emo'.
Me: 'Hey, nice emo glasses.'
My friend: 'Who are you? You're all blurry. These aren't my perscription. I stole them from some dorky kid.'
by Chromosome 47 April 21, 2006
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Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter
Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.
by personoftheworld February 8, 2019
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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019
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glasses

glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.

short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)
example 1

Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?

example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—

example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA
by myster.io July 23, 2019
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Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.
Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019
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Glased

Meaning a person being glazed. They have glaze all over them, and they don't know why. It just happened.
Glased person: "D00d I'm glased!"
Person: "Bruh, how'd that happen?"
Glased person: "Idk d00d."
by Theknowitall5:| July 3, 2020
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