Garrett

Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.

Garrett is fucking retarded

by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019

Garrett

A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’s like 8000% magnification. He’s also trash at video games and plays fortnite and apex

Garrett is so blind he couldn’t even see something right in front of him

by Tylard March 28, 2019

Garrett

A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.

Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.

“That dude is weird af”
“Probs a Garrett”

“Stop it devil woman”
“Don’t be a Garrett”

by Lord awesomeness November 29, 2018

gareth southgate

penalty missing twat.
stared in a pizza hut advert with chris waddle and stewart pearce

that twat southgate was the reason we didnt win euro 96

by mat townsend December 11, 2003

Garret

An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.

Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.

by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013

Gareth

straight up cunt

oi that gareth is a cunt

by oimatenah May 15, 2016

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009