Jeffybboy's definitions
An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.
Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.
by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013
Get the Garretmug.