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Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.
Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.
by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023
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fknowledge

When someone attempts to fake their knowledge of a fact or subject.
Teens are always spewing fknowledge.
by q11111q May 16, 2023
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funoogle

To fiddle with something in an unusual way, often playfully or comically
Eric unclipped his hot dates bra and proceeded to funoogle her nipples, earning him an intimidating glare.
by EricTheManlyMan July 1, 2023
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Funko pops

The reason why tenants can’t fucking pay rent on time.
Once my rentcel was late on rent so I seized his funko pops and threw them all in a raging bonfire.
by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023
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Fuktotum

Servant who is employed to do a wide variety of repulsive tasks and whose lack of integrity, criminal nature, and limited intellectual development is so evident from his face that seeing him is annoying.

The background of the word is some political commentators calling a factotum with the additional annoying feature of having unrefined facial expression.
He does every dodgy task for his boss and looks so unrefined: he’s a fuktotum
by Commentator July 27, 2023
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fuknigga

fuknigga
"I aint getting out the car fuknigga
by lean master August 15, 2023
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funko pop humor

The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.

Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
by fucczucc September 5, 2023
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