futch

a large man-like female who is fat and butch.

dude, that chicks futch!!!

by leebee May 24, 2005

Futchie

A future hootchie. Used to describe a girl who is too young to be described as a hootchie, but her appearance would suggest that she will definitely be one in the future.

Man, that 12 year old girl in the halter top and mini skirt is a total futchie!

by Stan Theman August 20, 2007

Sam Furch

a girl who is fraudulent with the pussy, a girl who is shallow with the pussy, and a girl who is a 1 in the face and a negative 1 in the ass.

yo that girl said she had a free crib but come to find out she can't take dick like the wife of some asshole guy named Richard, damn she's such a Sam Furch

by jjway2 January 14, 2015

Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.

John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.

by mpex January 21, 2009

Fuchsia

Way of saying fuck ya without swearing

Pronounciation:
Fork-sha

Fuchsia mate

by Chris Belly February 15, 2018

Futch

When someone you realy hate is a fucking bitch!

you were such a FUTCH yesterday!!

by crazy stevey January 17, 2008

futch

Adj. Fucking fetch.

OMG that is so futch!!

by Horton hears Me April 13, 2008