friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Friday Night Lights

1. A kick-ass 1990 social commentary book detailing a typical football season for the Permian High School Panthers of Odessa, Texas.

2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".

3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?

1. My English teacher didn't let me read Friday Night Lights in high school because it was full of Boobie.

2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.

3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.

by Just say NOdessa March 9, 2009

Fail Friday

Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.

Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.

by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010

fuckin friday

n. A weekly holiday in which all participants say the word "fuck" as much as possible

Person 1: "Dude, what day is it?"
Person 2: "It's fuckin friday, fucktard."
Person 3: "Oh fuck, it is fuckin friday."

by teh1337c September 17, 2010

peanut butter friday

Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.

Are you guys ready for peanut butter friday, its going to be so fun!

by IsaacVR July 3, 2022

Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.

My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011