Teacher: Your last essay was very poor
Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir
Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave
Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir
Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave
by Bree Pig March 4, 2010
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Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a chat room with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.
by afrowolf April 27, 2010
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The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or non-correlated De-facebookings simultaneously.
Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: You that bitch fucked me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
by Johnny Prigs December 28, 2007
Get the De-facebook mug.A networking site much like Myspace that lonely people go to and add random people as friends since they don't have any in real life and then try to brag to everyone about how they have 3000 friends. But nobody gives a shit.
Bob: Ew, look, it's that loner Ryan.
Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends.
Bob: On Facebook.
Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.
Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends.
Bob: On Facebook.
Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.
by Blueshout September 6, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.
She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:
She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:
Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?
Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.
Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.
by th3g1rln3xtd00r April 27, 2011
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Farcebook/Facebook is a comedy which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication.
Farcebook/Facebook is a comedy which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication.
Farcebook; Profile pictures which make you look beautiful when really you look like the Michelin Man, updating your status to say complete bullshit to make you look like a hero
by BABRILLIANT September 10, 2011
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