Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.
Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.
by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011
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Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011
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When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.
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I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.
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