Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

flat flatz

- A term used by experienced Surfer's in the South Florida region
- Means "no waves at all"
- When there are no waves in the ocean

Craig: "Dude1, did you see those kids trying to ride the flat flatz?"
Johnny: "Haha, yeah man. Total wipe out."

by Darwinian October 7, 2009

Flat Booty Rudy

A girl with no butt
Opposite of Big Booty Judy

Person 1: Shes So Cute!

Person 2: She Gotta Donk?
Person 1: Nah I wish but she a Flat Booty Rudy

by The Trillest Nigga Breathing December 21, 2012

flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.

Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.

by FlatPussy May 11, 2018

Flat coke

A flat coke is a hot ass Male/female that has no chat whatsoever.

Girl 1: anything happened with Dylan?
Girl 2: nah he’s a flat coke

by Joeybsting June 14, 2019

Flat White

A flat girl that has a papery-like bady shape. The girl is mostly white and has to be flat.

No one likes that flat white over there.

by Man27 September 7, 2016

Flat Chang

Crap cocaine, that leaves you mostly feeling flat. Even after snorting a crazyass amount.

Dude, This is the Flat chang ? ......No shit man!

by wickwargirl1 August 16, 2012