First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

by triplethreatASC February 27, 2015

First year fever

That classic first year university attitude of always thinking that they need to study

First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram

Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!

by KeepCalmAndEdm May 24, 2016

Tio Fiesta

The strange party truck that follows Lynzie and Emily on their excursions.

Emily: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S TIO FIESTA
Lynzie: *jumps in shock* TIO FIESTAAAAAAAA~

by EMLAYYYY c: August 26, 2008

The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

Ohio Firetruck

A sexual act in which a man soaks his penis in water and sets the girls pubes on fire. He then attempts to set out the fire with his wet testicles.

Girl 1: Tommy and I tried an Ohio Firetruck last night and it was amazing!
Girl 2: Luke and I tried that and I ended up with second degree burns.

by PacinaDeLaMuerta November 13, 2014

abias finest

A strong beautiful woman.. The first of her kind.. Benevolent loving but hurt tempered and very stubborn.. Young and determined she has a strong will and always knows what to do

Her closet companion is her cell phone n her weakest point is falling in love

Abias finest greatest passion is life magazines

A perfect picture of a perfect woman

she never settles for less n she's no other but "Desire chinonye Williams"

Do you know Abias finest? She's a perfect woman

by Junior wills February 3, 2020

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022