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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 2, 2020
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Filtering Enabled

Filtering Enabled (OR FE) disables Client-To-Server Replication.

ROBLOX Exploiters hate it as it might break your script

FE can also be a type of script that replicates on the other players screen.
Exploiter 1: Wow look at this Filtering Enabled kick for roblox!!

Exploiter 2: I doubt that is FE.

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Exploiter 1: I hate roblox filtering enabled!!

Exploiter 2: We all do.
by toxically February 6, 2023
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L-Filter

A photo filter that is so bad everyone tells you to stop using it
Dude just stop using that damn L-Filter, its giving me eyeball cancer
by 141414141 October 3, 2022
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Filter Loon

folk who rely on enhancement apps to make themselves look pretty
Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.
by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2023
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The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.
PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025
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filters on 100

When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.
I see you have your filters on 100.

It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.

Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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