Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020