You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
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A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
by Marty s. July 15, 2005
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“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
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“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
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Get the joe father mug.A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
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