Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser

Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!

by jim283452053 November 15, 2010

farmer's bet

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.

Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!

by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012

farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Frasering

The act of being creepy and inappropriate behaviour towards young children at playgrounds.

Look at that bloke Frasering over there by the swings.

by CreatorofFrasering April 19, 2021