Cascade Failure

When you cough and then shart

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.

by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024

Failure

those things you call children

Failure

by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023

Failure

What I am

My inner thoughts: hey you! Your a complete failure you waste of oxygen

Me: woah thank you mind! I didn’t know that.

by KAKKSKS January 11, 2022

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Educated failure

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔

A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.

by Sexydimma November 2, 2024

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020

FAILURE

what ur asian parent says when you say you got a c in math

YOU GOT A C IN MATH?! C STANDS FOR THE FAILURE!(from steven he)

by if u r reading, ur STOOBID April 30, 2023