Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

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electron

The best free executor for using Nullware v2, the only downsides are a short key, it is like krnl but better

skid: electron is shit, sentinel on top
chad: sentinel is the free jjsploit, electron winning
giga chad: lol

by Grojg the car July 24, 2021

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electronic spliff

the action of hitting a cart and vape simultaneously.

some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations

by m0llyfi3n August 7, 2022

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Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

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