ear condom

An item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. Origin: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga puts on an ear condom when speaking to Alejandro.

by @hollymonster8 May 21, 2011

Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

by MicJaiy May 17, 2005

ear hustler

ear hustler - someone who listens in on other peoples conversations.

Damn it Jimmie! Quit listening in on my phone conversation, you ear hustler!

by Brian/David May 14, 2004

ear pussy

The little pussy inside of everybody's ear in which only the best bands splooge with their musical godliness.

"...And they have come again, inside of your ear pussy."

by HannyManny September 27, 2007

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005

ear play

Erotically touching, kissing, licking, nibbling, biting, or sucking on someone's ear.

"Did you guys have sex?" "No, but we made out. There was a lot of ear play, and it made my penis erect."

by amorific April 4, 2012