A person that dedicates their life to the NFL draft and its goings-on. They spend most of the day in either the basement of their homes or locked in their rooms looking up draft prospects and masturbating in between.
"Man, the periodic moaning coming from your brothers room is really getting annoying."
"I know. He's a total draftnik."
"I know. He's a total draftnik."
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Get the Draft Pick mug.A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.
The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.
This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.
The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.
This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.
I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.
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