Cappin the dragon

Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.

Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!

by semalancho June 13, 2010

moon dragon

A slang term for a bald chick. Originated from a Marvel comic book heroine by the same name.

That girl is 40DD-22-36. Who gives a shit if she's a moon dragon?

by Alfie The Horndog August 10, 2005

flying dragon

the act of jumping at your partner and landing it in their vagina

JJ: "I tried to do a flying dragon, but missed cause my dick is small

by Adar rojelio February 24, 2011

Green Dragon

An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage.

Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more THC to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys.

The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish.

Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it's handy!

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003

Dragon soop

Sexual energy in a can. A drink marketed for tramps, delinquints and heroes who don't get paid till next week.

I had three cans of dragon soop last night, I raped and pillaged more than a Ugandan death squad

by Dragon soop slayer September 24, 2012

dragon's lair

A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.

I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.

by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010