Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 05, 2003

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 02, 2009

Douche Bag

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe

Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

by Gilf Lover_4000 July 06, 2009

Douche Bag

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.

Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.

by RIT school April 28, 2008

Douche bag

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation

I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.

by Brendon Baker July 26, 2003

Douche Bag

George W. Bush

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office!

by Mike Brothers February 09, 2009

Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG May 24, 2011