Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009

Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
by RIT school May 2, 2008

by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003

by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!
Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.
Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.
Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
by nataSdoG September 24, 2011

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005

1. A depository for douche.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
by D November 3, 2004
