A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
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Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
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Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
by The Chort June 11, 2004
Get the going the distance mug.The young 14 year old blonde who played Stacy in Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne.
The poor girl is constantly being perved on by older men and has removed herself from the acting world.
I don't blame her. You 20 y/o men need to go find women your own age.
Pedophiles.
The poor girl is constantly being perved on by older men and has removed herself from the acting world.
I don't blame her. You 20 y/o men need to go find women your own age.
Pedophiles.
Pervy 20 y/o: Damn, who is that hot blonde that plays Stacy? Rather do her than her mom!
Me: Chill dude.That's Gianna Distenca but no need to get sprung because she's only 14 in this video. Pedophile. Throw yourself in the slammer.
Me: Chill dude.That's Gianna Distenca but no need to get sprung because she's only 14 in this video. Pedophile. Throw yourself in the slammer.
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Get the Social Distancing mug.a condition in which two talkative women meet by chance and try to continue talking at the same time, often trying to outdo the other without trying to listen to what the other is talking about, thus resulting in a babel that is incomprehensible to the other. May also be used of upwards of two garrulous women but the end result will be the same- just gibberish
by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010
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